Innocent Sarcasm?!?

Conversation overheard after Allen gave David a sucker....
Dad: Do you need help with the wrapper, David?
David: Does it look like I need help?

The Air Is Out

Overheard David on thre monitor waking Grandma this morning:
David: It is time to get up Grandma, the sun is up!
Grandma: It sure is!
David: Yeah, and the air is out too!
I wish I was as observant as David!